F3D&D #1: Gordo the Foul

The Thang

Mosey to the Church lot to get moving and pick classes: Warrior, Archer, or Rogue.
Mosey to the playground and did a 3 rounds of a Ring-of-Fire to search for clues. Saving throw was good, so adventurers did standard ‘mericans (5 reps), but warriors, being particularly strong, did Dive Bomber ‘mericans instead (3 reps).
Having followed the clues to the Orc’s lair, the warrior tripped a trap so the adventurers had to run from a falling boulder. The saving throw failed, so the adventurers did a 1/4 mile Indian Run to escape a rolling boulder.
After outrunning the boulder with great speed, adventurers had to crawl through a tunnel toward a light in the distance. Saving throw failed, so adventurers had to drag their gear along with them for the 50 yard length of the tunnel. Bears & Blocks or Murder Bunnies were performed, and the six was picked up.
Emerging from the tunnel, Gordo the Foul had spotted the adventurers and were charging. After a successful throw, the party did Karoake’s across the field and back.
Gordo slammed into the wall and was temporarily stunned, so our adventurers rolled 1d20+15 to determine how many grave digger attacks would be necessary, and our trusty hero rolled a Natural 20. Grave diggers were done.
With Gordo dead, the adventurers were still trapped in the cave. Luckily, Gordo’s crash into the wall had caused a cave-in and a conveniently placed spider web was used to climb out. Each adventurer climbed out while the other adventurers lift gear. One by one the tower was climbed while the rest of the party did exercises according to their class. OHP for Warriors, Curls for Archers, and Chest Presses for Rogues.